9th: Run for your life!
10th: Always bring a Banana to a Party.
11th:Remember, I am Definitely a mad man with a box.
12th: Don’t Be Lasagne.
Aria: Since…right before school started.
Spencer: Oh my god, since Labor Day?!
okay were me and my friends the only ones who just burst out laughing at the absurdity of spencer’s labor day outburst like i know when people tell me things that happened right before school started my first thought is OH MY GOD THAT’S LABOR DAY HOW COULD THIS HAVE BEEN GOING ON SINCE LABOR DAY ANY DAY BUT LABOR DAY and then aria’s like YES, SINCE LABOR DAY PLEASE SPENCER, DON’T REMIND ME I ALMOST COULDN’T BELIEVE IT WAS LABOR DAY MYSELF IN FACT WHEN I WAS STRADDLING HIM IN THE LITTLE BOY’S ROOM OF SOME SEEDY PUB I COULD NOT HELP BUT THINK WOW, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING ON LABOR DAY
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off
Everybody has a secret
The ones I’m going to kill.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.